Английские скороговорки - English Tongue Twisters 10

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Английские скороговорки - продолжение

 451

I feel a feel a funny feel a funny feel feel I,

If I feel a funny feel a funny feel feel I.

452

Never trust

a sloppy crust,

a squally gust,

ships that rust,

or girls with lust.

 

But if you must,

you may trust

to go bust,

and back to dust,

which serves you just.

453

A sad story about Nobody

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody, when Nobody did, what Anybody could have done.

454

Hello?

Who's calling?

Watt.

What's your name?

Watt's my name.

Yes, what is your name?

My name is John Watt.

John what?

Yes.

 

... I'll call on you this afternoon.

 

All right, are you Jones?

No, I'm Knott.

Will you tell me your name, then?

Will Knott.

Why not?

My name is Knott.

Not what?

Not Watt. Knott.

What?

 

455

Round brown bread

456

grip glue, grip glue, grip glue, ...

457

Bob's pop-up blocker blocks Bob's pop-ups.

458

Chill, Shake, Serve, ...

459

M. R. Ducks

M.R. not Ducks

O. S. M. R.

L. I'll B.

M. R. Ducks!

460

How much cash could a sasquatch stash if a sasquatch could stash cash?

461

A cunning young canner from Canning

Once observed to his granny,

"A canner can can

a lot of things gran,

But a canner can't can a can, can he?"

462

How many ducks could a duck duct-tape, if a duck could duct-tape ducks?

463

Bad dead bed-bugs bleed bug blood.

464

Upper roller, lower roller,

upper roller, lower roller,

upper roller, lower roller, ...

465

Bill had a billboard, Bill also had a board bill. The billboard bored Bill so Bill sold the billboard to pay for the board bill. 

466

Washington's wash woman washed Washington's wash while Washington's wife went west.

467

Faith's face cloth, Faith's face cloth, Faith's face cloth, ...

468

Deer, deer, oh dear, oh dear,

your career as a deer is over here

no, no, oh no, although

your career as a skellytun's begun.

469

The sixth sick Sikh's sixth sheep is sick.

470

Click, clap, pluck, ...

471

Mister Twister's tongue twisters, ...

472

Hum-min-a, Hum-min-a, Hum-min-a, ...

473

Mud bug, mud bug, mud bug, ...

474

Polish it in the corner. Polish it in the corner. Polish it in the corner. ...

475

I gratefully gazed at the gracefully grazing gazelles.

476

Really very weary, really very weary, really very weary, ...

477

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep 's sick.

478

Thrushcross Grange

479

Six sticky skeletons, six sticky skeletons, six sticky skeletons, ...

480

Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore

For shops at the seashore are so sure to lose

And she’s not so sure of what she should be selling

Should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes

481

A canner exceedingly canny,

One morning remarked to his granny,

A canner can can,

Anything that he can,

But a canner can't can a can; can he?

482

She sat upon a balcony, inimicably mimicking him hiccuping and amicably welcoming him in.

483

I can't believe that "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" is actually a butter that I can't believe is not butter.

"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" is a butter substitute produced by Becel/Flora/Promise, a subsidiary of Unilever.

484

You name it, we claim it. If we can't get it, we'll send you to get it. If we can't send you to get it, forgit it. Who's got it, if we don't got it?

485

If your Bob doesnt give our Bob that bob that your Bob owes our Bob, our Bob will give your Bob a bob in the eye.

486

V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

[carves V into poster on wall]

V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

[giggles]

V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

487

chip shop chips

488

Velvet Revolver

Velvet Revolver

Velvet Revolver

...

489

Shine my city shoes!

490

Sniff Sesh! Sniff Sesh! Sniff Sesh!

491

The Knight said, "He's", with niceties, "some nights a tease or nice at ease on nice settees".

492

How much snus could a moose on the loose use

if a moose on the loose could use loose snus?

493

Black Rock Brain Lock

494

Which Witch snitched the Snitch Witch?

Or did the Snitch Witch snitch the Witch?

If the Snitch Witch snitched the Witch

then which Witch did the Snitch Witch snitch?

495

A maid named Lady Marmalade

made mainly lard and lemonade.

M'lady lamely never made

a well-named, labelled marmalade.

496

Theodore Thistle threw three thorny thistles.

How many thorny thistles did Theodore Thistle throw?

497

Silly Sally Shouldnort shaved sheep she should show soon so selling sheep shaved showed she shouldn't show shaved sheep so soon.

498

Cracker rapper, cracker rapper, cracker rapper, ...

499

Lenny Lou leopard led leprechauns leaping like lemmings.

500

loyal royal lawyer

 



 

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