Jokes. Collection 1

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- Meet my new born brother!
- Oh, he is so handsome! What’s his name?
- I don’t know. I can’t understand a word he says


- My name is Justin Brax. Who are you?
- Well, my name is well-known. You could see me in movies
- Where do you usually sit there?


- Honey, thanks a lot for dinner
- Don’t mention it
- Could you tell me what was on my plate in case I have to describe it to my doctor


- I’m really very sorry to leave. Don’t trouble to see me to the door
- It’s no trouble. It’s a pleasure!


- Excuse me mum for breaking dad’s pipe. I’m so sorry about it
- Have you told your daddy yet?
- I have
- What did he say?
- Shall I leave a rude words?
- Certainly
- He said nothing


- Hey! Tom ! Have you forgotten you owe me 20 dollars?
- No, not yet. Give me time and I will.


- Why are you jumping down like that?
- The doctor game me a mixture and I forgot to shake the bottle


- When I go to Paris,-should I bring you Matisse or Picasso?
- Well ,I think all French cars are just the same


- Hello .Is it 122345456?
- No, sorry. We don’t have phone at all.


- The new girl I saw you yesterday was beautiful.
- Well ,it was an old one painted over


- I can’t understand modern art at all
- I don’t think so. If it hangs on the wall-it’s a picture. If you can walk around, it’s a sculpture


- Oh. my dear ,you have no idea how grateful I am for your present!
- Did you really want to have it?
- That’s just what I need to exchange for what I want

 

 

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